All the big chains are doing it. And it seemed like a good idea at the time. But in reality, it's a colossal pain in the ass.
The self-check-out. Isn't that what you do when passing a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to check your bad self out?
Why a self-check-out? What do cashiers do? I did the shopping - you do the checking out. It's always worked that way. Do you want me to go and make some cookies in the bakery too? Or grab some carts from the parking lot?
You start. A mellow female voice asks you, "Have you scanned your club card?"
Okay, here you go.
"Begin scanning items."
Wee. I can do this nooooo problem.
"Unexpected item in bagging area."
What? I didn't put anything in the bagging area! 'PLEASE REMOVE ITEM.'
There's nothing TO remove. What are you talking about? PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.
Okay. Fine. I'll wait. Tap tap tap....here comes assistance. The friendly lady with the weird eyebrows and the apron comes over to scan her card and all is well.
Until. UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA.
What? What do you mean it's 'unexpected'? You just scanned this! You know it's a head of lettuce. You just TOLD me it cost me ONE. FORTYNINE. I heard you say it all 'technical' like.
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.
Okay. I will wait. Again.
Friendly lady with apron comes over again. We go through the entire process again.
And again. This happens nine times. I'm not kidding. Nine. This was quickly turning into unhappy hour. The line-up behind me was growing.
I start talking to the Self Checkout. I start asking it rhetorical questions. "Item removed from your douche-bagging area! C'mon! WORK with me!"
This system is quickly becoming the world's most expensive punching-bag.
After nine visits from the increasingly less-friendly cashier, I am finally done. I owe the machine $100.23. BECAUSE BILL EXCEEDS ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, CUSTOMER ID REQUIRED. PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.
I can't feel my legs.
Self-checkout could also be a euphemism for suicide.
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