ME: I really want to tell you something but it's fully within the realm of T.M.I.*
HUSBAND: It's about a bowel movement, isn't it?
ME: YES!
HUSBAND: I don't know which is more disturbing: the fact that you actually want to tell me this, or the fact that I knew what you would want to tell me.
ME: That is kind of weird.
HUSBAND: I don't want to know.
ME: Please?
HUSBAND: No.
ME: I poop four times a day.
HUSBAND: ............................
My mum always said a lady retains some mystery about herself. She also never liked my jokes about the Queen taking a shit.
Oops. But seriously, Mum - if you were newly on the vegan diet, you'd understand why I want to high five people after a trip to the loo.
*Too Much Information
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on our HONEYMOON Joel spent a good 5 minutes raving on about his bowel movements- even after I interrupted him and told him I didn't want to hear about it. Last night at dinner I was telling friends about Joel's inappropriate love of sharing and he started it all over again.. I just don't understand...
Four times is quite an achievement though... *claps*
Joel and I can have pooptacular discussions. You guys can all leave the room and we'll just shoot the shit. Ahahahah!
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