Monday, 15 March, 2010

When will I need this? In summer school.



Well, well, well my little special olympians.

Looks like we've got some 'splainin' to do...

You are ALL rewriting your essays.

(What?! Why!? No fair!? That's harsh!)

Do you honestly think I can't tell you've fed this into Google Translator?

Gee, this guy has the French skills of a hamster, and yet he can conjugate the passive infinitive tense. I didn't learn that until third year university. He must be SO SMART! Hmm...hang on...the sentence doesn't actually make sense. I think I'd better ask him what he meant. He doesn't actually know what he meant. BECAUSE HE'S A CHEATER.

People, after I tell you to rewrite it in your own words, count yourself lucky that you get a second chance. You should be getting a zero, a phone call home, and a smack. Don't argue with me that you did write it.

This, from the boy who handed in his essay saying, "Je m'appelle finit,".

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Samara said...

ha ha... I am always left dumbfounded when a student plagiarizes off wikipedia... SO STUPID.

I would by lying if I didn't own up to using those translators on the odd occasion- waste of time though, they always did crappy translations :s