I watch it every year and every year I always marvel at how showbiz is the most self-congratulatory profession. And last night - what a bunch of wankers! Especially this douche-bag deluxe. Uncool to Kanye someone, but uber-uncool to cite it as a feminist issue! No. Not. I don't know the politics of what went on, but you just don't do that. Nobody listens to your message they just think, "Wow. What a twat."
In case you missed it, this woman stormed the stage while the guy was accepting his award, put her head on his chest while he was speaking and said, “Isn’t that just like the man, never let’s the woman talk.”
She talked. Tis better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
My take on the 82 Annual Academy Awards
Moodiest Starlet Who Needs to Get Over Herself: Kristin Stewart.
Weird Dress That Does Not Fit: Miley Cyrus. (p.s. lingerie is goes under the dress)
Uber Weird Dress That Looks Like a Science-Fair Project: Zoe Saldana
Lamest Hosts Ever: Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin. On their own, they're great. Together - so awkward. It was a cringeworthy event.
But really, the stand-out of the evening was...
Most Arrogant Ungrateful Snot : Sandy Powell for The Young Victoria.
Why didn't someone Kanye her? She deserved it.
In all the Oscars were vastly disappointing this year. We didn't even do our usual dress up. Good thing we DID do our usual tacos around the coffee table.
Bah.
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It was a bit bland, wasn't it? Even Neil Patrick Harris couldn't quite put over the lame material for the opening number. Bring back Wolverine!!! (or Billy Crystal!)
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