What's the answer?

One of my students wrote a quiz for me today. On every single line, he wrote "Chuck Norris". It was a vocabulary quiz.

I looked at his paper, then at his wide-open eyes behind thick glasses. "What is this, Alonso?" I asked. His eyes got even bigger, and he said, "I didn't study. So I figured that, no matter what the question, Chuck Norris is always the answer."

I love my job.